Today i hadn't a perfect day,
in fact it was not my cup of tea
and when somebody said "i'm gay!"
i though i have no reason to be
and then somebody pulled me away
and then i though "fucking shit!"
because that time i was alone
at the whole street!

Hey! I've cut my leg today! I've found it far-far away! Yay-yay-yay!

And after all i tried go home,
i walked a lot, but it was hard
because i hold my leg in hand
And hurt soooo much!!!
and then, at home, i sewed it back
and felt so happy and so on,
because i've found a perfect way
to make your life a little bit, a little bit.. A little bit nicer.
Hey hey hey! I've cut my leg today! I' ve found it far- far away from me! Ya-ay!
Hey! I've cut my leg today! I'll cut it anyway,
and lots of times in future, yeah!
It flew away from me,
but i'll find it wherever it is and put it back!
Yeah-yeah!